Here’s something lame and stupid, just because, well, I almost always think of lame and stupid things. I don’t mean to brag, but I guess that’s just how my brain works:
1) So, two lionesses are at a bar and they’re talking about their failed relationships. One says she’s just getting divorced from a real crazy alpha male. The other just broke up with her boyfriend. The one asks why she broke up with her boyfriend, and the other replies, “he was a cheetah.”
2) Do you think cowboys used to stand wide legged during gun draws because they needed preparation H or something?... maybe it was caused by all the beer they ate and whiskey they drank. Yes. Cowboys used to eat beer. I’m pretty sure of it.
You’re welcome for the random thoughts!